Ronni: Now, y see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want em sorta laid out like they re sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee1.
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Ronni: That s a good one!
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Joey: Dad, Ronni s here.
Mr. Tribbiani: Huh?
Ronni: Hi.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey! Hello, babe! Wh... what re what re you doing here?
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured you d need it tomorrow for your meeting.
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Chandler: So, who s up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldn ta come. I-I d better get going, I don t wanna miss the last train.
Mr. Tribbiani: I don t want you taking that thing.
Ronni: Oh, where m I gonna stay, here?
Joey: Who-ah-ho.
Mr. Tribbiani: We ll go to a hotel.
Ronni: We ll go to a hotel.
Joey: No you won t.
Ronni: No we won t.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you ll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Mr. Tribbiani: You re gonna keep an eye on us?
Joey: That s right, mister, and I don t care how old you are, as long as you re under my roof you re gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Ronni: Wow. He s strict.
Joey: Now dad, you ll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler s room.
Ronni: Thanks. You re, uh, you re a good kid.
Chandler: C mon, I ll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird2 when it s not followed by "No thanks, it s late."
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. Six years is long enough.
Mr. Tribbiani: What kinda change?
Joey: Well, either you break it off with Ronni.
Mr. Tribbiani: I can t do that!
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Mr. Tribbiani: Yeah, but this is...
Joey: I don t wanna hear it! Now go to my room!
Chandler: Hey, Kicky. What re you doing?
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can t sleep in my underwear.
Chandler: Well, you re gonna.
Joey: I ve been thinking. Y know, about how I m always seeing girls on top of girls...
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Y know what I mean, about how I m always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I d be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y know? Now I m looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Hey, you re not him. You re you. When they were all over you to go into your father s pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Joey: No.
Chandler: No. You decided3 to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn t easy, but you did it! And I d like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts4 to say "No thanks, I m married."
Joey: You really think so?
Chandler: Yeah. I really do.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler.
Chandler: Get off!
妙语佳句，活学活用
1. keep an eye on somebody
意思是“照看，留神，密切关注”。例如：I heard rumors5 about your boyfriend these days, so keep an eye on him. 最近我听说了一些关于你男朋友的传闻，所以你得留神他了。电影中的 I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you. 意思是“我想让你们就留在这儿，这样我就可以监视你们。”
2. under one s roof
意思是“在某人家里”。例如：Sandstorms are over, and I can sleep under my roof at any time of my choice. 沙尘暴过去了，在自己小小的屋檐下，想睡就睡。电影中的 I don t care how old you are, as long as you re under my roof you re gonna live by my rules. 意思是“我不管你们年龄多大，只要你们在我家，就得听我的。”
3. break off
意思是“绝交；断交”。例如：They were best friends, but they broke off because of a woman. 他们曾经是死党，但因为一个女人断交了。电影中的 Well, either you break it off with Ronni. 意思是“这个嘛，要么你和罗妮分手。”
4. come clean
意思是“全盘招供；和盘托出”。例如：It is time to come clean on your dirty secret. 应该是交代你那些见不得人的秘密的时候了。电影中的Then you gotta come clean with Ma! 意思是“要么你就向妈妈实话实说。”
